It is, according to my computer, officially Friday, June 26th. With that said, only 24 hours separate me from the total mental scarring I will be causing Italians, Croats and Bosnians (the latter is highly unlikely, now that I think about it. They do a great job of inflicting that upon themselves by merely existing). I am nearly done all my packing, and have several errands still to run (hey, fuck you, OSAP)…in addition to seeing a few more people and gettin’ paid, dammit! YEAH.

Goals for today:

a) Don’t forget all your stupid coaching paraphanaelia

b) Mail OSAP forms, as my work hours completely obliterate any chance of me being able to actually hand shit in to the useless office on campus

c) Buy several irritatingly absent items from Shoppers

d) Finish Cuppedia poster while entertaining a room full of children at lunchtime (and subsequently scan & email it to my boss)

e) Go out for drinks with the head coach at our club

f) Make questionable purchase of unnecessarily gangster Famous hat so that I may further confuse both my family and the general populace of Europe with my impressive caucasian-ness.

g) SEE THE CREW. I loves.

h) PACK.

i) CHARGE ALL MY GODDAMN ELECTRONICS (iPod, mostly – p.s. Eleni, I renamed it Wade Wilson).

I can do it. I have faith. In any case, I never sleep the night before I travel, anyway, so no harm done.

Also, in other news, airplanes should have places for me to plug in my computer so that I may watch Battlestar Galactica in lieu of shitty in-flight movies that severely lack cylons, shit blowing up, and Jamie Bamber.  I wonder what season I should bring. 3? I think yes.

I also feel the need to buy myself an entertaining novel, or two, just for beach/travel purposes. Yay for frivolous spending! Whoo!

…aaaaaaaand that is all for my late night, pre-trip word vomit. I swear, my later posts may actually…MAKE SENSE?! *le dramatic gasp* Actually, that’s a fucking lie. Word vomit is how I roll, son.

P.S. The new Alexisonfire is deliciously mature and is making for some great summer listenin’.

P.P.S. I actually already have a tag for Alexisonfire…ha.

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